Prologue

So here we are. Again. No this time it’s not a tale of woe... not yet...hopefully not. I didn’t want to write a third book, but the time felt right. Those who followed my adventures in Just Like Starting Over and Argufun-The Bitch is Back will know how this works. Life the universe and... well nothing else really.

I recently was signed to an agent who is shopping around the first book and it just seemed like a good impetus to start another book. I have also moved, new job, new love... new me? Possibly. I seem to be eating less cereal than I used to, but I’m sure that will be rectified now that Nestle have produced a fairly cheap mini pack set of all their cereals. Is there anything better than Cheerios? Of course there is, we all know that Coco Pops wins that one, but never mind.

So how's this going to work? Well, unlike the other two books that came on people like a relentless freight train, this one will be written as it happens. What will happen? What will I do? What won't I do?

So join me on this adventure and let’s see how I manage to fuck it all up this time.