Today is a very odd day. Scary. Terrifying. In fact, I am scared and by scared I mean like that stupid trailer for Paranormal Activity scared.
Side Note: Ok people have been going on about this film as if it is the greatest horror film since... well the last greatest horror film. Comparisons keep being made to Blair Witch and lots of talk about whether it is real or not...
BUT
It’s not real. Not in the slightest. Unlike Blair Witch which spent its entire publicity for almost a year trying to create the idea that this is real, this film has not done this and will not achieve it ever. Those who believe that the film is real are probably the same people who think that something is going to really touch them when they watch a 3D film! The fact is how could the film be real when there are three versions of the film in existence and the two members of the cast who are supposedly dead are showing up on film shows being interviewed! DUH!!!!
How stupid is America?
Granted, I have not seen the film yet... probably won’t... so yes maybe it is scary... maybe...
Anyhoo...
I woke up this morning and opened my door. Outside were three laptops, one on top of the other, no leads, just the three units in the middle of my door. Ok, now maybe one laptop I could explain (slightly), two possibly... but three laptops just left there? I lifted them and checked them over. None of them had any power, one was even an old IBM Thinkpad which I seem to recall using nearly ten years prior during my University days.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
I checked them all for a note. Maybe a:
‘Hi you can have these if you want.’
Or
‘We can’t get these working, can you help?’
Or... SOMETHING!
There was nothing. No note. No message. No nothing!
What did this mean? I mean, was it like The Godfather being given fishes as a message, maybe an updated Twenty-First Century version?
Sonny: What the hell is this?
Tessio: It’s a cyberspace message. It means you will soon be sleeping with the laptops.
I felt like I was in the scene from Blair Witch, with the bundle of sticks left outside the tent. We all remember what was in there don’t we?
So, I went up for a shower, not before moving the laptops to the side. I showered and tried to let the water clear my head. Drying and getting dressed in the bathroom the whole scenario was rolling around and around in my head. When I came back- They were gone?
Now either I’m imagining seeing laptops or someone is trying to send me a bizarre and possibly terrifying message. But what could it mean?
I’m so scared!!!!!
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