Day Thirteen

I’m starting to overdose on Jelly.
Confused? Yeah me too.

Well, when I arrived I went through my food box and found that I had ten packets of jelly. Ten? Why would I want or need ten packets of jelly? Why would anyone? All I can assume is this: Buy one get one free drew me in with its alluring Siren call. But seriously... TEN?

So I was looking at them and I noticed the Best Before Date. It was in two weeks. I had two weeks to go through ten packets of jelly. Ten jellys in fourteen days is a lot of jelly, but if anyone could do it, it would be me.... or so I thought...

As you can see this is Day Thirteen and I think I’ve had so much jelly I can feel my entire body wobble. I know some of you are thinking I should have given some away or made some and taken them to work, passed them around...but then when would I have the time to do that and why would I do that anyway?
I’m on the lime jelly today as I have gone through all the blackcurrant and the raspberry flavoured. I only have three to go, but I really think I’d explode if I had one more wibble wobble jelly on my plate and the thought of eating a lemon jelly isn’t as appealing as it must have been when I bought it. But even as I mix the orange flavoured jelly in the measuring jug and watch as the globules of jelly squares slowly dissolve I wonder if this is really what life has come to? Have I really become that person who cannot bear (or is it bare?) to waste anything, even when he knows the cost is probably less than fifty pence?

Have I become that person?

We shall see!